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100% proven zodiac analyses

  1. aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
  2. taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
  3. gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
  4. cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
  5. leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
  6. virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
  7. libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
  8. scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
  9. sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
  10. capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
  11. aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
  12. pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
Posted 12 hours ago
polxroidimxge:

Straight boys trying to get you to cum

polxroidimxge:

Straight boys trying to get you to cum

(Source: autocrasy)

Posted 13 hours ago
fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:

britsanity:

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

Posted 14 hours ago

unamusedsloth:

Dads at One Direction concerts [via]

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